Q: "I have received your clothing, but I am not swole or yoked yet?"
A: The gains will come, do not worry, but that takes hard work, and at this company, we can't even lift. So we are on your boat.
Q: "I do not understand your sizes"
A: The size extra medium will fit like a large, most likely. Big Chungus is the closest you will get to an XL, and we will be taking bigger sizes as the days roll out. Here at CEL, we don't believe in structured sizing, it's more about what style you want. Any particulars just message.
Q: "Why are there not any petite sizes?"
A: We believe in the oversized look to hide your power level whenever you are out and about or at the gym. These things are dangerous in the wrong hands.
Q: "I can lift, so can I not buy your product?"
A: On the contrary, if you can lift we got you covered. Most people will see it as satire, and you will be more approachable; thus, your huge muscles can help you get friends.
Q: "My delivery is taking longer than what was stated"
A: Royal Mail aims to get you the parcel in 3-5 working days via the service we are using. As soon as we get the order, it will be wrapped, and on the route, if you are not in, you can pick it up at your local post office pick-up point.
Q: "When will phase IV be out?"
A: No spoilers.
Q: "When will phase V be out?"
A: No spoilers.
Q: "So, do I just throw the parcel in the mud?"
A: I recommend taking your products out and ripping the sticker off first. Then, if you so, please. However, if you have a recycling bin, that will be a better option.
Q: "How do I contact you?"
A: Newsletter will be coming soon, until then, feel free to follow the Instagram handle @celapparel and message us there.
Q: "I look really great, and I want to thank you or send a post of my gains in your merch; where should I go?"
A: Glad to hear it, any posts you feel great in our products, simply tag us @celapparel, and we might pin it up on our story.