At CantEvenLift, we do not believe in giving sizes deterministic names because people should not feel guilty about wanting extra fabric.
Alas, we know some of you normies prefer a regimented structure, so here is the breakdown.
- El Petito - Sorry I didn't see you there. This is our smallest size and funnily enough, will fit like a small. For obvious reasons, this is not on every product.
- Almost Grown - I can see you're putting in some work, keep it up. This will fit like a medium. For obvious reasons, this is not on every product.
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Extra Medium - aka Shroedingers Tee this could be a random selection, but it will fit like a Large.
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Big Chungus - The world-renowned rabbit, but in this case, it fits like an Xtra Large.
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Forklift - We are certified in all vehicles, but this Tee will fit like a Double-Xtra Large. This essentially hides the power level.
